You are crying out for help on your blog. The cartoon you posted today is just the latest and most obvious yelp. If you're hoping to hit rock bottom and then write a memoir, it's been done. It's called "Dry" by Augusten Burroughs. So maybe ease up, honey, and get some help.
You're an ex-New England preppie who has lived up and down both coasts (always blue states--instinctively you avoided Jesus-land), but you've been happily living in NYC since 2001. After an 8 year stint in LA you realized you didn't want to reach a ripe old age and look back upon your sun-drenched life only to say, "Wow, you had a lot of great weather..." You did the relationship thing since the dawn of gay man and have done the single thing for the past three. Let's just say you know how to commit, but you're in no rush to make a mistake.
He's funny, in shape, and likes to go out and experience life. He's out to his friends and family. He's liberal, open-minded, yet somehow old-fashioned. He should challenge you and make you want to make him laugh. If he likes taking long walks on the beach and is equally comfortable in a tux as he is in jeans, then he needs to do some more work on his online profile. However, if he likes walking on the beach in his tux, then he should hit you up so you can give him the name of your drycleaners...
Search Yourself
Translate Yourself
Contact Yourself
Email & IM: you [at] 2ndPerson [dot] net
Voice: +1 (646) 402-5196
Snail Mail: 2nd Person, P.O. Box 1699, Old Chelsea Station, New York, NY 10113-1699
9 comments:
omg lmfao @ the cartoon ha ha ha
trying to tell us something with the cartoon and the grammatical butchery in your post title, dear?
sry swedie pi turned out to be a dud... <3
too bad cause I hear AA meetings are a great place to meet guys.
LOL at the cartoon! And you know you can't tell someone in denial that they're an alcoholic because they'll just say it isn't true.
Mark :-)
Look, I come to this site for dating stories, ok? Not Cathy comics.
And listen Ann Landers - I'd rather you spend quality posting time on You and not some sniveling youngster.
xo,
Me
"...What the fuck?" at Anonymous.^^
who's the sniveling youngster?
I think anon was having a bad day, either that, or he doesnt like being called a drunk?
You are crying out for help on your blog. The cartoon you posted today is just the latest and most obvious yelp. If you're hoping to hit rock bottom and then write a memoir, it's been done. It's called "Dry" by Augusten Burroughs. So maybe ease up, honey, and get some help.
Dana X, who the heck are you? We boys can take care of our own, even if they are a little vodka-logged and bleary eyed. Don't scare us!
Post a Comment