I'm sure that Dana is now booking rooms for me at Betty Ford with a day pass so I can leave for my Sexual Compulsive Anonymous group. But don't worry, I'll "Just Say No!"
You're an ex-New England preppie who has lived up and down both coasts (always blue states--instinctively you avoided Jesus-land), but you've been happily living in NYC since 2001. After an 8 year stint in LA you realized you didn't want to reach a ripe old age and look back upon your sun-drenched life only to say, "Wow, you had a lot of great weather..." You did the relationship thing since the dawn of gay man and have done the single thing for the past three. Let's just say you know how to commit, but you're in no rush to make a mistake.
He's funny, in shape, and likes to go out and experience life. He's out to his friends and family. He's liberal, open-minded, yet somehow old-fashioned. He should challenge you and make you want to make him laugh. If he likes taking long walks on the beach and is equally comfortable in a tux as he is in jeans, then he needs to do some more work on his online profile. However, if he likes walking on the beach in his tux, then he should hit you up so you can give him the name of your drycleaners...
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2 comments:
Virtual blogging. Interesting.
Are You telling us that this is what turns you on?
Is your female friend going to say it's a call for help? "Please save me from the leather daddies. Sir" ("Please" being the safe word)..
I'm sure that Dana is now booking rooms for me at Betty Ford with a day pass so I can leave for my Sexual Compulsive Anonymous group. But don't worry, I'll "Just Say No!"
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