You're not the type of fag who writes Narcissistic Blogs...

...but y'are Blanche, y'are!

Hell, you don't even read blogs. But your friends always seem to be thoroughly entertained by your adventures in dating, and it's taking up way too much time to tell them each individually about your escapades, so you decided to start this silly blog. Besides, it's a nice deterrent from writing your novel (and, on a side-note, equally as lucrative...)

And speaking of novels, you'd like to take this opportunity to teach all your potential dates a little literary lesson (with a lot of alliteration). When you tell people that you're writing a novel, nine times out of ten the next question out of their mouth is, "Is it fiction?" And even though the next words out of your mouth should be, "Check, please!" you typically try to explain to your date(s) in the nicest possible way that novels are always fiction. You're not writing a memoir because, let's face it, you're not that interesting. But a blog on the internet? You're definitely interesting enough for that. Anyway.