You're Not One of Those Pool Fags...

...but you are terrified of being mistaken for shark chum along the east coast of Florida. Meanwhile it's been almost 48 hours since you've seen another gay boy. Or anyone under the age of 70 for that matter. The good news is that, just like Yahoo's share price after Microsoft's hostile bid yesterday, your gay stock has gone through the roof! However your sudden upgrade has more to do with your monopolistic lack of Chelsea Boy competition in the Retired Floridian marketplace than anything else. Especially since you are the only boy without Man Boobs within a fifty mile radius. Anyway...