POLL RESULTS: Are You the Type of Fag Who Would Enter a Strip Contest?

42% of You uptight fags said, "Only if the competition was fatter and drunker than me..."

26% of You brooding alcoholic fags said, "Absolutely not. I'd rather drink a six-pack than show mine off."

17% of You Blackout Barbie fags said, "Perhaps. But only after finishing that six-pack..."

13% of You gym bunny fags said, "Of course! Do you think I go to the gym for my health?"

Total Number of Fags that Voted: 80