Sunday, May 11, 2008

FAG POLE RESULTS: Are you one of those Fags who would settle with a less than perfect match because you're afraid of growing old and gray alone?

37% of You Cinderfella Fags said, "No, I'd never settle. I intend to hold out for Mr. Right even if he finally shows up wearing Depends Undergarments instead of a Glass Slipper."

35% of You Madame 'Ho-vary Fags said, "Yes, I'd settle. Retiring to Porn and Arthritic Masturbation are not how I want to spend my Golden Girl years."

16% of You Liberace Fags said, "Settle-schmettle! My Golden Girl years will be spent being cared for by a lovely House Boy who will attend to my every need unless he wants to be taken out of the will!"

10% of You Party Daddy Fags said, "Get old and gray alone? Hell, I'll be living in one of those Gay Retirement Orgies in Palm Springs. Every day will be like a White (Haired) Party!"

Number of Fags Who Voted: 133

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