Saturday, May 31, 2008

ASK YOURSELF: You Really Don't Know Why Some Fags Feel Compelled to Write to You...

...when they have nothing nice to say? Since they obviously don't like you, then why on earth do they bother reading your Blah-Blah-Blog in the first place?

From: Bronwyn Walker-Jackson [email address deleted]
Sent: Tuesday, May 27, 2008 4:21:56 PM
Subject: How can you afford to just drink all the time?

Did writing for television really make you that much money? And really, TELEVISION? Ick. Don't you feel like a whore?

Bronwyn

Why on earth do You think this is?

Please answer by commenting to this post (see link below) so all of us can get to the bottom of this horrible gay injustice!

Here's what some of You have been saying:

You said...
Dear Bronwyn,
Yes. Yes. No.
xoxo You!
May 30, 2008 11:45 PM

Jyr653 said...
Upon careful reading and analysis of my blah-blah-blog, it can be noted that most of my drinks are supplied by friends, parties, acquaintances, hot boy-toys, and such. Really, as if I were an amateur... *tsk tsk*. May 31, 2008 12:23 PM

The Fabulous One said...
Oh, oh! I know what his problem is. He's jealous of You, glorious You! May 31, 2008 2:36 PM

Jesse Archer said...
As for Bronwyn, she is a whore, except a real one that doesn't make as much money as the whores writing for tv. Old fashioned envy. Plus, her name is Bronwyn so she's Irish, dances without her arms, has red hair and is unable to get a tan. Wouldn't you be bitter? May 31, 2008 2:58 PM

secret gaygent man said...
Hey Bronywn! What kind of a name is that, *anyways*?? Stop hanging out with those debbie downer Druids; sounds like you could use a drink yourself! May 31, 2008 4:38 PM

Sancho said...
en·vy - noun - "a feeling of discontent or covetousness with regard to another's advantages, success, possessions, etc." Some 'mos just can't get over the fact that other people might be doing better than them at life. June 1, 2008 2:21 AM

Shane said...
Bronwyn, is it not true that every job needs a worker? Without television writers, your sorry ass would have nothing to do on Friday nights with your dozen cats all huddled around you. Everyone is posting such nice comments to this Bronwyn person. Ill step up....Bronwyn SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BITTER FUCKING TWAT. have a nice day :) June 2, 2008 2:25 PM

Corey said...
Television is a waste of fucking time. I tend to agree with Bronwyn. You should get a fucking job. And maybe, you know, try to make a difference in the world. P.S. I can foresee the comments, so I'll spare you the time slinging the "envy" word at me, because yes, I'll totally admit it: I am envious of anyone who has as much disposable income as you seem to. Especially someone who pisses it away on "Gay Cocktails." So sad. June 2, 2008 6:24 PM

ATL said...
I think Corey just needs to get laid. A nice big peen up his ass should mellow him out some. But that's just my opinion... June 2, 2008 10:28 PM

Jan said...
"Bronwyn is a whore." "Shut the fuck up, you twat." "Corey needs to get laid." Jesus. Who knew how many unoriginal, rude, totally common and typical gay minds read this blog? I guess now we know. June 3, 2008 12:35 PM

ATL said...
Jan, by commenting on this blog, I hope you do realize that you are also in the company of the so-called "unoriginal, rude, totally common and typical gay minds" that read this blog. Way to make yourself look superior... I hope you caught my unoriginal, rude, and totally common gay sarcasm :) P.S. Yes, I will always stick up for You and his right to a Gay Cocktail! It's one of the ways we deal with people like Jan!!! :D xoxo ATL! June 3, 2008 1:16 PM

Dana said...
Not only are "You" self-absorbed and totally undeserving of your wealth, but your Boy Luck Friends are TOTALLY right -- "You" are desperate. It comes through in almost every post, but most accutely in the one above where you freak the fuck out because your "Swedie Pi" apparently didn't feel like sticking his tongue down your throat on the first date, and then you go begging a STRANGER to assess your chances with him. Jeez! One might think that generating so much verbiage about your own life (and by life I guess I mean drinking and fucking because that's what this blog seems to be about... or drinking and trying desperately to get fucked), "You" might become more self-aware -- but one would be wrong. Sometimes, it occurs to me that the blog must be fiction, that nobody could be as shallow and empty as this. I hope that's true. Anyway, my main point is that I agree with the poster who said that television is a waste of fucking time, and I for one would never be interested in dating some layabout drunk who made a pile of cash helping dumb down our culture by turning people into couch potato zombies. June 4, 2008 9:47 AM

Shane said...
who knew there were so many lonely women out there reading your gay blog lmfao. As for me, I can identify with this blog, as I am quite sure most of the other fags in here. the sad people here are the ones that are reading this blog and sending hate messages. Its kinda like being Jewish, but attending catholic services. FYI http://youtube.com/watch?v=wXBhBDCdiSY June 4, 2008 10:50 AM

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahahah! Nice response. But I thought You weren't even going to justify the email with a reply??

Anonymous said...

Upon careful reading and analysis of my blah-blah-blog, it can be noted that most of my drinks are supplied by friends, parties, acquaintances, hot boy-toys, and such.

Really, as if I were an amateur... *tsk tsk*.

Tom PM said...

Oh, oh! I know what his problem is.

He's jealous of You, glorious You!

Jesse Archer said...

JYR. I love a clue to sniff. I'm onto you!

As for Bronwyn, she is a whore, except a real one that doesn't make as much money as the whores writing for tv. Old fashioned envy.

Plus, her name is Bronwyn so she's Irish, dances without her arms, has red hair and is unable to get a tan. Wouldn't you be bitter?

Anonymous said...

Hey Bronywn! What kind of a name is that, *anyways*?? Stop hanging out with those debbie downer Druids; sounds like you could use a drink yourself!

Sancho said...

en·vy - noun - "a feeling of discontent or covetousness with regard to another's advantages, success, possessions, etc."

Some 'mos just can't get over the fact that other people might be doing better than them at life.

Mark in DE said...

LOL - I would have answered her EXACTLY the way You did:
"Dear Bronwyn,
Yes. Yes. No.
xoxo You!"

Mark :-)

Anonymous said...

Bronwyn, is it not true that every job needs a worker? Without television writers, your sorry ass would have nothing to do on Friday nights with your dozen cats all huddled around you.

Everyone is posting such nice comments to this Bronwyn person. Ill step up....

Bronwyn SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BITTER FUCKING TWAT.

have a nice day :)

Corey said...

Television is a waste of fucking time.

I tend to agree with Bronwyn.

You should get a fucking job. And maybe, you know, try to make a difference in the world.

P.S. I can foresee the comments, so I'll spare you the time slinging the "envy" word at me, because yes, I'll totally admit it: I am envious of anyone who has as much disposable income as you seem to. Especially someone who pisses it away on "Gay Cocktails." So sad.

Anonymous said...

I think Corey just needs to get laid. A nice big peen up his ass should mellow him out some. But that's just my opinion...

Anonymous said...

"Bronwyn is a whore." "Shut the fuck up, you twat." "Corey needs to get laid." Jesus. Who knew how many unoriginal, rude, totally common and typical gay minds read this blog? I guess now we know.

You said...

Jan, I think my Gay Boy Posse is just trying to stick up for me and my innate gay right to Cocktail. But I'm certainly enjoying all the drama, especially since I don't have to write it for once!!

xoxo You!

Anonymous said...

Jan, by commenting on this blog, I hope you do realize that you are also in the company of the so-called "unoriginal, rude, totally common and typical gay minds" that read this blog. Way to make yourself look superior... I hope you caught my unoriginal, rude, and totally common gay sarcasm :)

P.S. Yes, I will always stick up for You and his right to a Gay Cocktail! It's one of the ways we deal with people like Jan!!! :D

xoxo ATL!

Unknown said...

Not only are "You" self-absorbed and totally undeserving of your wealth, but your Boy Luck Friends are TOTALLY right -- "You" are desperate. It comes through in almost every post, but most accutely in the one above where you freak the fuck out because your "Swedie Pi" apparently didn't feel like sticking his tongue down your throat on the first date, and then you go begging a STRANGER to assess your chances with him. Jeez! One might think that generating so much verbiage about your own life (and by life I guess I mean drinking and fucking because that's what this blog seems to be about... or drinking and trying desperately to get fucked), "You" might become more self-aware -- but one would be wrong. Sometimes, it occurs to me that the blog must be fiction, that nobody could be as shallow and empty as this. I hope that's true. Anyway, my main point is that I agree with the poster who said that television is a waste of fucking time, and I for one would never be interested in dating some layabout drunk who made a pile of cash helping dumb down our culture by turning people into couch potato zombies.

Anonymous said...

who knew there were so many lonely women out there reading your gay blog lmfao. As for me, I can identify with this blog, as I am quite sure most of the other fags in here.

the sad people here are the ones that are reading this blog and sending hate messages.

Its kinda like being Jewish, but attending catholic services.

FYI

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wXBhBDCdiSY

You said...

Oh my! Someone woke up on the wrong side of her hangover today! Dana, Dana, Dana. Your comment is a prime example of my initial reason for posting my question! Not only am I more confused as ever, but I'm actually tickled pink! If I can somehow be attracting readers like you, who obviously can't stand me, then I must be doing something right!

In your verbose attempt to ruin my day, honey, you've actually done quite the opposite! Muah!

xoxo You!

Noe said...

I think you're awesome.

Cameron said...

What's a girl to do in the city besides drink? And who do you write for, Bronwyn? The Jealous Bitch Post?