Sunday, April 27, 2008

POLL RESULTS: What would you do if the fag you fell in love with told you he was spreading himself too thin to have a relationship with you?

51% of You would cut your losses and walk away from Blonde Beard immediately.

29% of You would give Blonde Beard some more time to realize that he better start spreading his boy butter more liberally--all over your chest.

13% of You said, "If the sex was mind blowing then I'd keep letting Blonde Beard blow me."

5% of You said, "An eye for an eye! I'd start spreading a thin coating of my boy butter all over town."

Number of Fags Who Voted: 157

2 comments:

Tim said...

From your writing he seemed too conflicted over his feeling with his room mate. I think there was more to the story than he let on. Maybe he was the one that helped save him from drugs, maybe he felt like he owed it to him to only date someone that got on well with him?

Baggage baggage, we all got it.

You said...

I have to agree with you, Tim. Looking back at it now, the insane blow-up with the Jealous Roommate was the beginning of the end. I don't understand why, and unfortunately, I probably will never understand why. I do know that, with any boy I'm dating, I'd prefer to rank higher on the evolutionary scale than his damn roommate!