Tuesday, November 4, 2008

You're Not One of Those Log Cabin Republican Fags...

...but you have been known to enjoy Log Cabin on your pancakes when you're out of pure maple syrup from the blue state of Vermont.

Speaking of the Green Mountain State where your Snow Bird Republican parents reside half the year, you're extremely proud of them for voting for Obama via absentee ballot in Florida! Woo-hoo!

And if you happen to be one of those California Tops then be sure to get off your Bottoms and go out and vote No on Prop Hate! The lines aren't that bad. You only had to wait for fifteen minutes. But you did get in a fight with a pushy old lady who tried to butt in front of you. Oh back off, you know that bitch was gonna vote for McCain! Anyway...

FIND YOUR LOCAL POLLING PLACE AT: maps.google.com/vote

4 comments:

Mark in DE said...

YOU got in a fight with a little old lady??? What were YOU thinking?

Go Obama!

Mark :-)

Unknown said...

15 minutes, huh? That's great! See, getting voted off the island isn't so bad.

The line in WaHi *insert look of disgust from Hell's Kitchen resident who doesn't consider us part of Manhattan* was non-existent. But much like the clientele of the Hangar on an off night, the voting machines were big, old, and scary!

Unknown said...

"And if you happen to be one of those California Tops then be sure to get off your Bottoms and go out and vote No on Prop Hate."

Hilarious!!! Hope we come out on TOP for Prop. 8.

~A

yet another black guy said...

GObama!