...but you would if you lived in California! Since you spend most of your free time day dreaming about your own imaginary wedding some day, the least you can do is tell your Blah-Blah-Blog posse to get out and VOTE NO ON PROP 8!
Even if you don't live in the Golden State, you can donate some of those hard earned gay dollars for a great cause that affects all Americans. Anyway...
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
You're Not One of Those Fags Who's Allowed to Vote No on Prop 8...
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I'm so glad you posted this. BTW..I wanna hear all about your vacation! How dirty did you get?
Also, Floridians Vote NO on No. 2!!!
though i now live in nyc, i still voted no on 8 via CA absentee ballot.
A new way to think about the top 10 ten reasons people are voting Yes on 8
1) Being gay is not natural...
And real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, tattoos, piercings and silicon breasts...
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay...
In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior...
People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. Lamps are next.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all...
Hence why women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed...
And we can’t let the sanctity of Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children...
So therefore, gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our population isn’t out of control, our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children...
Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion...
In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
(Did I miss the lesson where Jesus says He hates gays?)
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home...
Which is exactly why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms...
Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or the abolition of slavery.
No on Prop 8!!!
WHY!? because love is love
& that's what it's really all about.
post this if you believe love makes a marriage
another Shane is posting here now? WTF
its clearly not me, Im way more funny lol
the fascists won :(
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